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dixie-chicken:

onionhighonionandrenown:

fritokal:

indianajen:

seananmcguire:

geardrops:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.
Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Once at a show some drunk bro launched himself off an amp in a bullshit attempt to crowd surf (there are ways to crowdsurf, this was not that way), and he took out some five-nothing girl standing next to me. We immediately formed a shield wall around her (I was anchoring it on the rail). One burly guy stepped in, picked up the asshole, and threw him over the rail at security, quickly telling them what happened and that he should be thrown out, then he helped the girl up. She wanted to keep rocking, but she was obviously shaken, so we all kind of kept an eye on her and made sure she had a fun show.
At another show, someone lost their glasses, and we practically shut down the pit trying to find them for him.
Pit is ohana.

I always felt safer at metal concerts and Rocky Horror than I did at my own high school dances.

I got separated from my friends at the end of a Rammstein concert and, being 5 feet tall, quickly got turned around in the crowd. I was starting to get a bit panicked - I had no idea where the exit or my friends were and I was also getting jostled quite a bit as everyone moved around.
These two huge, huge guys noticed me and asked if I was okay. I told them what was going on and they offered to help me get outside and then to help find my group. They walked on either side of me, forming a protective barrier, until we got out and stayed with me until I found everyone.

Well I was going to write about how my friend got lost at a concert and this big metal guys found her and kept her safe until we got her but she wrote it here first, so… there’s that.

I’m beginning to think that metal fans are to me as Nicki Minaj is: I don’t share their taste in music, but they sound like really awesome people.

I’ve been told that metalheads grind out all of their anger and frustration and hatred in the music, so that the rest of the time, they’re complete teddy bears.
Every time this post goes around, it has more and more stories, and I’m more inclined to believe it.

dixie-chicken:

onionhighonionandrenown:

fritokal:

indianajen:

seananmcguire:

geardrops:

demonica-dawson:

time-lord-ramnikul:

knitmeapony:

demonhamster:

despotic:

suicidemydarling:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

This fucking this^^^ 

I’ve always loved this.

I went to my first concert a few months ago and there were these really tall men with black vest tops and tattoos and piercings surrounding us screaming loudly when the music started playing, but then we realised this kid in the crowd had lost his mum so they tried to comfort him and when he started crying they asked him his name and he shakily sobbed “Eliot” at which point they lifted him in the air onto the shoulder’s and shouted at the top of their lungs “ELIOT’S MUM, ELIOT IS LOOKING FOR YOU. EXCUSE ME HAS ANYONE SEEN ELIOT’S MUM!!!” at which point Eliot started giggling between sobs until he finally found his mum while in the air.

Seriously, I have felt safer in groups of death metal dudes than in the group of the preppiest preps that ever prepped.

Metal guys are one big family. Simple as that.

I remember seeing this for the first time like a year ago and not once have I seen it and not reblogged it because this is just amazing.

Once at a show some drunk bro launched himself off an amp in a bullshit attempt to crowd surf (there are ways to crowdsurf, this was not that way), and he took out some five-nothing girl standing next to me. We immediately formed a shield wall around her (I was anchoring it on the rail). One burly guy stepped in, picked up the asshole, and threw him over the rail at security, quickly telling them what happened and that he should be thrown out, then he helped the girl up. She wanted to keep rocking, but she was obviously shaken, so we all kind of kept an eye on her and made sure she had a fun show.

At another show, someone lost their glasses, and we practically shut down the pit trying to find them for him.

Pit is ohana.

I always felt safer at metal concerts and Rocky Horror than I did at my own high school dances.

I got separated from my friends at the end of a Rammstein concert and, being 5 feet tall, quickly got turned around in the crowd. I was starting to get a bit panicked - I had no idea where the exit or my friends were and I was also getting jostled quite a bit as everyone moved around.

These two huge, huge guys noticed me and asked if I was okay. I told them what was going on and they offered to help me get outside and then to help find my group. They walked on either side of me, forming a protective barrier, until we got out and stayed with me until I found everyone.

Well I was going to write about how my friend got lost at a concert and this big metal guys found her and kept her safe until we got her but she wrote it here first, so… there’s that.

I’m beginning to think that metal fans are to me as Nicki Minaj is: I don’t share their taste in music, but they sound like really awesome people.

I’ve been told that metalheads grind out all of their anger and frustration and hatred in the music, so that the rest of the time, they’re complete teddy bears.

Every time this post goes around, it has more and more stories, and I’m more inclined to believe it.

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hotboyproblems:

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omgwang:

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Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

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I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!


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lolsofunny:

lolsofunny:

hotboyproblems:

asian:

madonalds:

supniccuh:

embarrassment:

angel:

omgwang:

DO YOU WANT TO GET PAID FOR PLAYING APPS

There’s this thing called feature points and basically what you do is you play apps and for each app, feature points gives you points and you can redeem the points into Amazon, iTunes gift cards or Paypal. 

And every app that you download, you get 1 extra chance to win a xBox one

I don’t use amazon or iTunes so I got paypal instead, see!

HOW TO SIGN UP

To sign up go to featurepoints.com on your iphone/andriod phone to start with 0 points, or use this link http://featu.re/LOLSOFUNNY

to get 50 bonus points when you sign up

OR use the referral code LOLSOFUNNY to get 50 bonus points if you dont use the link above

++ If you did this, please like this post so I can check out your blog! 

and if you have any questions, feel free to check the faq or inbox me!

omg I just made $5 at lunch from downloading apps wtf

Just bought Beyonce’s new album with the iTunes card I got from this. Fucking love you Jason :D

this is probably the best thing i joined since tumblr. Thank you so much. 

I never knew I could make money for doing what I regularly do, this is genius!

this is actually so good i’ve made over $50 from this!

IT WORKS!I got 50 bucks already for a few hours :)

TRY THIS EVERYONE AND YOU’LL EARN MONEY JUST BY USING YOUR PHONE OR TABLETS/IPAD.